Carol Hatfield - "The British Are Coming"

HILDI

(LOUD WHISPER)

You're just in time. Go right over and sit

down to Mr. Seinfeld's left.

HILDI GUIDES ELAINE TOWARD THE COUCH. ELAINE DOESN'T REALIZE THEY ARE ON THE AIR.

JERRY

Hey, look who just arrived - my very good

friend Elaine.

ELAINE

Oh, yeah? What kind of friend are you!? I

swear you can't be trusted. I hate men. I'm

going to join a convent!

JERRY

Elaine, I'd like you to meet . . .

ELAINE

You kept me in the dark. I have to hear the

dirt from Kramer.

LLOYD (ON MONITOR)

Why don't we pretend I'm simply not here.

GEORGE

I know the feeling, Lloyd. It's like you're

invisible, right?

ELAINE IS STUNNED. GEORGE IS AMUSED WITH HIMSELF. JERRY IS EMBARRASSED.

ELAINE

Oh my God, I didn't know we were on the

air!