A CRY FOR HELP
(for "The Lucy Webb Show")
(UP ON: LUCY AS WORKING MOTHER COMING HOME AT THE END OF A HARD DAY. IT'S BEEN POURING AND EVEN WITH HER UMBRELLA SHE'S SOAKED, BUT WHAT REALLY GETS HER STEAMED IS THAT THE HOUSE IS A WRECK. HER HUSBAND AND TWO KIDS ARE WALLOWING IN THEIR OWN MESS - CLOTHES STREWN ABOUT, GLASSES, BEER CANS, NEWSPAPERS, ETC.)
ANNOUNCER VO
When the stresses of everyday life effect a
loved one, it often effects every other member
of the family.
(LUCY LOOKS AROUND AND GOES BERSERK)
LUCY
That's it! I've had it with you - all of you! I
can't stand living this way! Look - this place
is a pigsty! It's worse than a pigsty. Why
can't anybody pickup after themself? What's
the matter with you people? Can't anybody
else wash a dish? Who put a wet towel on
the couch? Nothing gets done unless I come
home and do it. Nobody raises a finger.
Newspapers! Beer cans! How can I teach
them when you're as bad as they are. I hate
this. I hate coming home to this.
(LUCY CONTINUES RANTING AND RAVING, PICKING UP PIECE OF TRASH AND THROWING THEM AT HER HUSBAND AND KIDS)
ANNOUNCER VO
If someone in your family - or someone you
know - behaves this way, it could very well
be a cry for help. And, now at last, there is a
way that you can help.
(PAUSE)
Pick up after yourself. And help out around
the house. This has been a public service
message from NOW - The National
Organization of Women and the Ad Council.
(MATTE:   logos of NOW and The
    Ad Council

(BRING UP AUDIO ON LUCY'S RANT)

LUCY
I'm sick of it. If it wasn't for me you'd smother
in your own garbage. Who spilled chocolate
milk on the rug? Who was eating potato
chips?
OUT.